
The Dirty Day Tour
Traveler rating
5.0/5
Based on 16 traveler reviews. Ratings and reviews provided by Viator and Tripadvisor.
Quick answer
Is The Dirty Day Tour worth booking?
The Dirty Day Tour is a 8-hour experience in Glasgow, United Kingdom, from $1,293 per person. It scores 61 out of 100 on the Outty Ranking, which we label “Solid Choice”, based on a 5/5 rating across 16 reviews. Cancellation is free up to 24 hours before the start time. Same-day spots are currently showing.
- Outty Ranking
- 61 / 100
- Rating
- 5/5 (16)
- Duration
- 8 hours
- From
- $1,293 per person
This is a small private group tour (max 8) designed for Adults. We offers by far the most outrageous day tours in all of Scotland. Spend the Day traveling around Scotland, hearing the stories and learning about the area. Join us for the most colourful and unique day tour in Scotland ..... if you are easily offended you should not book this tour. This day tour is a Loch Lomond day tour .... for Stirling, The Scottish Borders, St Andrews or anything else please contact us for a custom itinerary
What you get
About this experience
This is a small private group tour (max 8) designed for Adults. We offers by far the most outrageous day tours in all of Scotland. Spend the Day traveling around Scotland, hearing the stories and learning about the area. Join us for the most colourful and unique day tour in Scotland ..... if you are easily offended you should not book this tour. This day tour is a Loch Lomond day tour .... for Stirling, The Scottish Borders, St Andrews or anything else please contact us for a custom itinerary
What's included
Included
- In-vehicle air conditioning
- Bad ass guiding and commentary
Not included
- Gratuities
- Food + drink
- Entrance to historic sites and attractions
- Souvenirs and other personal expenses
What you'll see and do
Loch Lomond and The Trossachs National Park
A large body of water and pretty scenery lol
45 minutes here
Callander
Stop in this cute little village to wander the streets and get some food.
45 minutes here
Meet and greet with a hairy coo …. This is like a giant dog … you can take photos with him and feed him (no mars bars or fish and chips… only the cow food provided)
20 minutes here
Doune Castle
Photo stop to see the castle (this is a photo stop you do not go inside the castle)
20 minutes here · Admission not included
National Wallace Monument
Climb up the hill (or ride the shuttle bus) to see the monument and get views of Stirling. (This does not include going inside the monument)
60 minutes here · Admission not included
Where it starts and ends
Hotel pickup
Pickup is included for all travelers. Pickup begins about 1 minutes before departure.
Before you book
- Cancellation
- For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.
- Languages
- en
- Ticket
- Mobile Only
- Runs on
- Every day
- Group size
- Up to 15 travelers per booking
- Operated by
- Dirty Daves
Know before you go
- Service animals allowed
- Public transportation options are available nearby
- Travelers should have at least a moderate level of physical fitness
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What travelers are saying
Outty’s summary of the themes that recur across 16 traveler reviews. Written by us, not quoted from reviewers.
Knowledge and storytelling
7 mentionsReviewers describe the commentary as informative rather than scripted.
The guide
6 mentionsTravelers single out the guide as the reason the experience works.
Photo opportunities
2 mentionsThe views and photo stops come up again and again.
Traveler reviews
16 verified traveler reviews for The Dirty Day Tour. Ratings and reviews provided by Viator and Tripadvisor.
Best Scotland Tour
We had the most wonderful day. David was friendly, knowledgeable, and catered to us with amazing customer service. He listened to what we wanted to see then made it happen. He was fantastic with my daughter and did everything you want from a tour guide, anticipating our needs and delivering before we even knew to ask. Hands down, 100% recommend this tour to anyone visiting Scotland.
via Viator
Friendly, relaxed and adventurous tour!
So glad I chose this tour! The day was timed brilliantly lots of time to explore and not just getting out for photos …. The guide was fantastic and I’d definitely use this company again.
via Tripadvisor
Fun for the Entire Family!!
Our family of four really enjoyed this day tour!! The day was very thoughtfully planned out, including meals and bathroom breaks just when they were needed. It was a great way to see a lot of Scotland in a very low stress, relaxed, and fun manner. The entire family had a great time with Dave. We enjoyed his stories, jokes, and humor, and can't wait to meet up with him again for a future trip!
via Tripadvisor
Fun AND Adventure!!
Dave is hands down a riot! You’ll get plenty of that famous Scottish humor! But also a consummate professional anticipating his customers needs (like bathrooms without waiting for 30 others on big group tours) and makes for a tour where you can turn your brain off and enjoy yourself stress free!!
via Tripadvisor
Unforgettable Tour with an Great Guide
Absolutely fantastic tour! Dirty Dave is an incredible guide—knowledgeable, entertaining, and full of great stories that make the experience unforgettable. The scenery was breathtaking, and he took us to some hidden gems we would have never found on our own. The tour was well-paced, with the perfect balance of history, humor, and adventure. If you’re looking for an authentic and fun way to explore Scotland, this is the tour for you. Highly recommend!
via Tripadvisor
Good to know
- Duration
- 8 hours
- Free cancellation
- Up to 24h before
- Minimum age to book
- All ages
- Availability
- Bookable today
- Runs on
- Every day
- Hotel pickup
- Included for all travelers
- Booked in 30 days
- 6
- Verdict
- Solid Choice
Why this scores 61
The Outty Ranking is a weighted composite. Here is how this experience performed on each component.
The Dirty Day Tour: questions travelers ask
Practical detail on this experience, plus the wider planning questions for Glasgow.
How much does The Dirty Day Tour cost?
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Prices start at $1,293 per person. The final price depends on the date, the time slot and the number of travelers, and peak weekends in Glasgow usually price higher than midweek mornings. Live pricing and remaining availability are confirmed on the booking screen before you pay.
How long does The Dirty Day Tour take?
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Plan for about 8 hours from start to finish, not counting travel to the meeting point. Most travelers leave another 30 minutes on either side so the rest of the day in Glasgow is not rushed.
Is The Dirty Day Tour worth it?
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It holds an Outty Ranking of 61 out of 100, which we label "Solid Choice". That score blends traveler sentiment (5/5 across 16 reviews), the depth of that review evidence, recent booking momentum, value for money against comparable last minute in Glasgow, and how flexible the cancellation terms are.
Can I cancel or reschedule The Dirty Day Tour?
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Yes. Cancel free up to 24 hours before the start time for a full refund. Inside that window the booking is non-refundable, and no-shows are not refunded.
Is The Dirty Day Tour suitable for kids and families?
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Yes, all ages are welcome. Families should still weigh the 8-hour running time, and strollers are easier on the earlier, quieter departures.
How far in advance should I book The Dirty Day Tour?
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Around 6 people booked this in the last 30 days, so popular slots go early. Two to three weeks ahead is comfortable in shoulder season, while summer weekends and holidays in Glasgow can sell out a month out. Same-day spots do open up when other travelers cancel, so it is worth checking if you are already in town.
What should I bring or wear?
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Bring photo ID, your booking confirmation on your phone, a refillable water bottle and comfortable shoes. Dress for the weather in Glasgow and add a light layer if any part of the 8-hour experience runs outdoors or after sunset.
Where does The Dirty Day Tour start and how do I get there?
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The exact meeting point and directions are on your voucher once you book, and they sit in central Glasgow within reach of public transport. Arrive 15 minutes early: late arrivals are treated as no-shows by most operators.
What are the best things to do in Glasgow?
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On Outty we rank every Glasgow experience on the same 0 to 100 scale, and alongside this one the highest scorers right now include Glasgow: Celtic Park Tour & Dine Package, Gander Walking Tours in Glasgow, Glasgow: The Clydeside Distillery Tour. The city page groups everything into most popular, highest reviewed, last minute and family-friendly so you can build a day around what actually delivers.
When is the best time to visit Glasgow?
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Booking patterns follow the same curve: prices and queues climb in peak weeks, while shoulder season gives you better availability on the top-ranked experiences and more room to change plans.
How many days do you need in Glasgow?
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Three full days covers the headline sights without sprinting. A workable rhythm is one anchor experience each morning, such as this one, an unhurried afternoon in a single neighborhood, then a food or nightlife booking in the evening. Five days lets you add a day trip outside the city.
Do I book through Outty or through the operator?
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Outty ranks and explains the experiences, then hands you to Viator to complete the booking with the operator directly. The price is the same as booking on Viator yourself, and Outty earns an affiliate commission on the referral, which is how the rankings stay free to read.
What is included in The Dirty Day Tour?
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Included: In-vehicle air conditioning; and Bad ass guiding and commentary. Not included: Gratuities; Food + drink; Entrance to historic sites and attractions; and Souvenirs and other personal expenses. Always check the voucher for the final list before you travel.
Does The Dirty Day Tour include hotel pickup?
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Yes, pickup is offered for every traveler from 133 listed pickup locations in and around Glasgow. Be ready about 1 minutes before the start time. You can also enter a custom pickup address when booking.
What languages is The Dirty Day Tour offered in?
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It runs in English. Pick your language when choosing a date and time, as not every departure runs in every language.
Will I get instant confirmation and a mobile ticket for The Dirty Day Tour?
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Confirmation is sent by the operator after booking, usually within 48 hours; if it is not confirmed you are not charged. Mobile tickets are accepted, so you can show the voucher on your phone.
What happens to The Dirty Day Tour if the weather is bad?
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This experience depends on good weather. If it is canceled because of poor weather, you are offered a different date or a full refund.
What do travelers say about The Dirty Day Tour?
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Across 16 reviews averaging 5.0 out of 5, recurring themes include knowledge and storytelling, the guide, photo opportunities. Reviewers describe the commentary as informative rather than scripted.
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