The Dirty Day Tour in Glasgow
Glasgow, United Kingdom

The Dirty Day Tour

Outty Ranking 60 5.0 · 16 traveler reviews8 hoursFrom $950

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Outty Ranking

60/100

Solid Choice. Our proprietary evaluation. How we score

Traveler rating

5.0/5

Based on 16 traveler reviews. Ratings and reviews provided by Viator and Tripadvisor.

Quick answer

Is The Dirty Day Tour worth booking?

The Dirty Day Tour is a 8-hour experience in Glasgow, United Kingdom, from $950 per person. It scores 60 out of 100 on the Outty Ranking, which we label “Solid Choice, based on a 5/5 rating across 16 reviews. Cancellation is free up to 24 hours before the start time. Same-day spots are currently showing.

Outty Ranking
60 / 100
Rating
5/5 (16)
Duration
8 hours
From
$950 per person

This is a small private group tour (max 8) designed for Adults. We offers by far the most outrageous day tours in all of Scotland. Spend the Day traveling around Scotland, hearing the stories and learning about the area

What you get

  • In-vehicle air conditioning
  • Bad ass guiding and commentary

About this experience

This is a small private group tour (max 8) designed for Adults. We offers by far the most outrageous day tours in all of Scotland. Spend the Day traveling around Scotland, hearing the stories and learning about the area. Join us for the most colourful and unique day tour in Scotland ..... if you are easily offended you should not book this tour. This day tour is a Loch Lomond day tour .... for Stirling, The Scottish Borders, St Andrews or anything else please contact us for a custom itinerary

What's included

Included

  • In-vehicle air conditioning
  • Bad ass guiding and commentary

Not included

  • Gratuities
  • Food + drink
  • Entrance to historic sites and attractions
  • Souvenirs and other personal expenses

What you'll see and do

  1. Loch Lomond and The Trossachs National Park

    A large body of water and pretty scenery lol

    45 minutes here

  2. Callander

    Stop in this cute little village to wander the streets and get some food.

    45 minutes here

  3. Meet and greet with a hairy coo …. This is like a giant dog … you can take photos with him and feed him (no mars bars or fish and chips… only the cow food provided)

    20 minutes here

  4. Doune Castle

    Photo stop to see the castle (this is a photo stop you do not go inside the castle)

    20 minutes here · Admission not included

  5. National Wallace Monument

    Climb up the hill (or ride the shuttle bus) to see the monument and get views of Stirling. (This does not include going inside the monument)

    60 minutes here · Admission not included

Where it starts and ends

Hotel pickup

Pickup is included for all travelers. Pickup begins about 1 minutes before departure.

Before you book

Cancellation
For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.
Languages
en
Ticket
Mobile Only
Runs on
Every day
Group size
Up to 15 travelers per booking
Operated by
Dirty Daves

Know before you go

  • Service animals allowed
  • Public transportation options are available nearby
  • Travelers should have at least a moderate level of physical fitness

Photos

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Good to know

Duration
8 hours
Free cancellation
Up to 24h before
Minimum age to book
All ages
Availability
Bookable today
Runs on
Every day
Hotel pickup
Included for all travelers
Booked in 30 days
6
Verdict
Solid Choice

Why this scores 60

The Outty Ranking is a weighted composite. Here is how this experience performed on each component.

Traveler sentiment (30% weight)93
Review evidence (18% weight)38
Booking momentum (14% weight)30
Value for money (12% weight)0
Listing quality (10% weight)86
Local standing (8% weight)60
Booking flexibility (8% weight)100

The Dirty Day Tour: questions travelers ask

Practical detail on this experience, plus the wider planning questions for Glasgow.

How much does The Dirty Day Tour cost?

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Prices start at $950 per person. The final price depends on the date, the time slot and the number of travelers, and peak weekends in Glasgow usually price higher than midweek mornings. Live pricing and remaining availability are confirmed on the booking screen before you pay.

How long does The Dirty Day Tour take?

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Plan for about 8 hours from start to finish, not counting travel to the meeting point. Most travelers leave another 30 minutes on either side so the rest of the day in Glasgow is not rushed.

Is The Dirty Day Tour worth it?

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It holds an Outty Ranking of 60 out of 100, which we label "Solid Choice". That score blends traveler sentiment (5/5 across 16 reviews), the depth of that review evidence, recent booking momentum, value for money against comparable last minute in Glasgow, and how flexible the cancellation terms are.

Can I cancel or reschedule The Dirty Day Tour?

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Yes. Cancel free up to 24 hours before the start time for a full refund. Inside that window the booking is non-refundable, and no-shows are not refunded.

Is The Dirty Day Tour suitable for kids and families?

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Yes, all ages are welcome. Families should still weigh the 8-hour running time, and strollers are easier on the earlier, quieter departures.

How far in advance should I book The Dirty Day Tour?

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Around 6 people booked this in the last 30 days, so popular slots go early. Two to three weeks ahead is comfortable in shoulder season, while summer weekends and holidays in Glasgow can sell out a month out. Same-day spots do open up when other travelers cancel, so it is worth checking if you are already in town.

What should I bring or wear?

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Bring photo ID, your booking confirmation on your phone, a refillable water bottle and comfortable shoes. Dress for the weather in Glasgow and add a light layer if any part of the 8-hour experience runs outdoors or after sunset.

Where does The Dirty Day Tour start and how do I get there?

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The exact meeting point and directions are on your voucher once you book, and they sit in central Glasgow within reach of public transport. Arrive 15 minutes early: late arrivals are treated as no-shows by most operators.

What are the best things to do in Glasgow?

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On Outty we rank every Glasgow experience on the same 0 to 100 scale, and alongside this one the highest scorers right now include Gander Walking Tours in Glasgow, Celtic Park Tour & Dine Package, Glasgow Street Art & Murals Walking Tour with a Local Guide. The city page groups everything into most popular, highest reviewed, last minute and family-friendly so you can build a day around what actually delivers.

When is the best time to visit Glasgow?

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Booking patterns follow the same curve: prices and queues climb in peak weeks, while shoulder season gives you better availability on the top-ranked experiences and more room to change plans.

How many days do you need in Glasgow?

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Three full days covers the headline sights without sprinting. A workable rhythm is one anchor experience each morning, such as this one, an unhurried afternoon in a single neighborhood, then a food or nightlife booking in the evening. Five days lets you add a day trip outside the city.

Do I book through Outty or through the operator?

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Outty ranks and explains the experiences, then hands you to Viator to complete the booking with the operator directly. The price is the same as booking on Viator yourself, and Outty earns an affiliate commission on the referral, which is how the rankings stay free to read.

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