
Rude Bastards Tour of Paris
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4.9/5
Based on 66 traveler reviews. Ratings and reviews provided by Viator and Tripadvisor.
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Is Rude Bastards Tour of Paris worth booking?
Rude Bastards Tour of Paris is a 2-hour experience in Paris, France, from $4 per person. It scores 79 out of 100 on the Outty Ranking, which we label “Strongly Recommended”, based on a 4.9/5 rating across 66 reviews. Cancellation is free up to 24 hours before the start time. Same-day spots are currently showing.
- Outty Ranking
- 79 / 100
- Rating
- 4.9/5 (66)
- Duration
- 2 hours
- From
- $4 per person
Paris: the city of love, lights, and a whole lot of historical drama. If you’re looking for a tour that sugarcoats the past, this ain’t it. But if you’re up for a politically incorrect, humor-laden stroll through the hea
What you get
- A skilled guide who will accompany you for the entire journey
About this experience
Paris: the city of love, lights, and a whole lot of historical drama. If you’re looking for a tour that sugarcoats the past, this ain’t it. But if you’re up for a politically incorrect, humor-laden stroll through the heart of Paris, welcome to the Rude Bastards Tour. History isn’t just dates and facts—it’s full of scandal, intrigue, and absurdity. Our guides don’t shy away from the messy bits; they revel in them. Expect a tour that’s as enlightening as it is entertaining, with a healthy dose of irreverence. tarting from the historic neighborhood of Saint-Germain-des-Prés, we will walk to the Notre Dame Cathedral, crossing he romantic Seine into the Île de la Cité, one of Paris's two natural islands. We will end the tour by walking up to the Louvre Museum and through its yard.
What's included
Included
- A skilled guide who will accompany you for the entire journey
What you'll see and do
Cathedrale Notre-Dame de Paris
We will see the cathedral and its surroundings. Irony of its repair funding happening after the fire
30 minutes here
Honors beloved French king on Paris’s most historic bridge. Oldest bridge after 418 years, still holding it together.
45 minutes here
Pyramide Du Louvre
We will walk around this landmark
Pass by without stopping
Conciergerie
We will walk through this neighborhood. Museum and talk about Guillotines
30 minutes here
Where it starts and ends
Meeting point
Paris
The guide will wait for you outside the metro exit 3, Fontaine Saint-Michel
Hotel pickup
No pickup: everyone meets at the start point.
Ends at
Returns to the starting point
Before you book
- Cancellation
- For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.
- Languages
- en
- Ticket
- Mobile Only
- Runs on
- Every day
- Group size
- Up to 5 travelers per booking
- Operated by
- Rude Bastards Tour Berlin
Know before you go
- Service animals allowed
- Public transportation options are available nearby
- Not recommended for travelers with spinal injuries
- Not recommended for pregnant travelers
- Not recommended for travelers with poor cardiovascular health
- Travelers should have at least a moderate level of physical fitness
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What travelers are saying
Outty’s summary of the themes that recur across 66 traveler reviews. Written by us, not quoted from reviewers.
Knowledge and storytelling
7 mentionsReviewers describe the commentary as informative rather than scripted.
The guide
5 mentionsTravelers single out the guide as the reason the experience works.
Traveler reviews
66 verified traveler reviews for Rude Bastards Tour of Paris. Ratings and reviews provided by Viator and Tripadvisor.
new perspective!
Jeremy was an amazing tour guide! It was wonderful walking through the city with a new perspective after learning about why certain features exist, fun traits, etc. Love being transported back in time!
Response from the operator: We love hearing that Jeremy gave you a new perspective on Paris! It’s great to know the stories brought the city’s history to life. Thanks for taking the time to share your experience!
via Tripadvisor
wonderful tour
Jeremy was an amazing guide! The tour was fun and informative. We learnt many fascinating facts about the city :)
Response from the operator: Thanks so much! We're glad Jeremy filled your head with fascinating Paris stories and kept you entertained along the way. We'll make sure he sees your kind words. Thanks for joining the tour!
via Tripadvisor
Interesting, easy, funny and so very enjoyable
Having gone on over 30 tours in Paris I can honestly say the Rude Bastards tour offers something unique. It felt like we were walking around the city with an old friend, but one who had hundreds of stories to choose from. My partner and I love some niche topics - and alongside the pre-existing tour Jeromie was able to offer some incredible stories about our areas of interest. We are already planning our next rude bastard tour and will be telling all our friends to join Jeromie on their next trip to Paris
Response from the operator: Thanks so much! After 30 tours in Paris, we'll happily take "unique" as one of the best compliments out there. We're glad Jeromie could mix the tour with the stories you were most interested in. We'll make sure he sees this, and we'll be ready to welcome you on your next Rude Bastards adventure!
via Tripadvisor
Jeremy rocked it, unique tour, really highly recommend this
Please do this tour of you're in Paris. Jeremy rocked it, was loads of fun and really interesting and unique tour. 11/10! Also Jeremy has loads of other tours, we're 100% going to do the others when we come back to Paris.
Response from the operator: Thanks so much! An 11/10? We'll happily take that. We'll let Jeremy know he's officially raised the bar. Looking forward to seeing you back in Paris for the rest of his tours. We'll try to keep the standards irresponsibly high.
via Tripadvisor
Highly recommend
Excellent tour around Saint Michel. Interesting local stories and our guide Vincenzo was engaging and kept our interest all through the tour.
Response from the operator: Thanks so much! We're glad Vincenzo kept you hooked from start to finish and shared the stories that make Paris so much fun to explore. We'll pass your kind words on to him. Thanks for the recommendation!
via Viator
Good to know
- Duration
- 2 hours
- Free cancellation
- Up to 24h before
- Minimum age to book
- 18+
- Availability
- Bookable today
- Runs on
- Every day
- Hotel pickup
- No pickup, meet at start point
- Booked in 30 days
- 23
- Verdict
- Strongly Recommended
Why this scores 79
The Outty Ranking is a weighted composite. Here is how this experience performed on each component.
Rude Bastards Tour of Paris: questions travelers ask
Practical detail on this experience, plus the wider planning questions for Paris.
How much does Rude Bastards Tour of Paris cost?
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Prices start at $4 per person. The final price depends on the date, the time slot and the number of travelers, and peak weekends in Paris usually price higher than midweek mornings. Live pricing and remaining availability are confirmed on the booking screen before you pay.
How long does Rude Bastards Tour of Paris take?
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Plan for about 2 hours from start to finish, not counting travel to the meeting point. Most travelers leave another 30 minutes on either side so the rest of the day in Paris is not rushed.
Is Rude Bastards Tour of Paris worth it?
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It holds an Outty Ranking of 79 out of 100, which we label "Strongly Recommended". That score blends traveler sentiment (4.9/5 across 66 reviews), the depth of that review evidence, recent booking momentum, value for money against comparable last minute in Paris, and how flexible the cancellation terms are.
Can I cancel or reschedule Rude Bastards Tour of Paris?
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Yes. Cancel free up to 24 hours before the start time for a full refund. Inside that window the booking is non-refundable, and no-shows are not refunded.
Is Rude Bastards Tour of Paris suitable for kids and families?
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The operator sets a minimum age of 18. Older children generally do well here, and families should factor in the 2-hour running time when deciding.
How far in advance should I book Rude Bastards Tour of Paris?
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Around 23 people booked this in the last 30 days, so popular slots go early. Two to three weeks ahead is comfortable in shoulder season, while summer weekends and holidays in Paris can sell out a month out. Same-day spots do open up when other travelers cancel, so it is worth checking if you are already in town.
What should I bring or wear?
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Bring photo ID, your booking confirmation on your phone, a refillable water bottle and comfortable shoes. Dress for the weather in Paris and add a light layer if any part of the 2-hour experience runs outdoors or after sunset.
Where does Rude Bastards Tour of Paris start and how do I get there?
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The exact meeting point and directions are on your voucher once you book, and they sit in central Paris within reach of public transport. Arrive 15 minutes early: late arrivals are treated as no-shows by most operators.
What are the best things to do in Paris?
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Paris rewards travelers who book ahead. The headline museums sell timed entry weeks out, the best food walks cap at eight people, and the Seine cruises that are worth doing are the ones that leave after sunset. Everything below is scored by the Outty Ranking so you can tell a genuine local favorite from a coach-tour filler in a single glance. On Outty we rank every Paris experience on the same 0 to 100 scale, and alongside this one the highest scorers right now include Louvre Museum Essential Guided Tour Semi Private 6 GUESTS MAX, Louvre Museum Premium Guided Tour 6 GUESTS MAX Entry Included, Paris City Center Free Walking Tour (Tip-Based). The city page groups everything into most popular, highest reviewed, last minute and family-friendly so you can build a day around what actually delivers.
When is the best time to visit Paris?
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April to June and September to October, when queues thin out and terraces stay open late. Booking patterns follow the same curve: prices and queues climb in peak weeks, while shoulder season gives you better availability on the top-ranked experiences and more room to change plans.
How many days do you need in Paris?
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Three full days covers the headline sights without sprinting. A workable rhythm is one anchor experience each morning, such as this one, an unhurried afternoon in a single neighborhood, then a food or nightlife booking in the evening. Five days lets you add a day trip outside the city.
Do I book through Outty or through the operator?
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Outty ranks and explains the experiences, then hands you to Viator to complete the booking with the operator directly. The price is the same as booking on Viator yourself, and Outty earns an affiliate commission on the referral, which is how the rankings stay free to read.
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