Rude Bastards tour of Berlin: No Walls - No Wars – No Nazis
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Is Rude Bastards tour of Berlin: No Walls - No Wars – No Nazis worth booking?
Rude Bastards tour of Berlin: No Walls - No Wars – No Nazis is a 2.7-hour experience in Berlin, Germany, from $35 per person. It scores 66 out of 100 on the Outty Ranking, which we label “Solid Choice”, based on a 4.9/5 rating across 8 reviews. Cancellation is free up to 24 hours before the start time. Same-day spots are currently showing.
- Outty Ranking
- 66 / 100
- Rating
- 4.9/5 (8)
- Duration
- 2.7 hours
- From
- $35 per person
The same old famous, or infamous rude bastards tour – your humorous guides who enjoy dirty jokes, rude language, and a bit of fun while conducting this historic tour. But now we are bringing something unique to the city,
What you get
About this experience
The same old famous, or infamous rude bastards tour – your humorous guides who enjoy dirty jokes, rude language, and a bit of fun while conducting this historic tour. But now we are bringing something unique to the city, to the old, historic, medieval city of Berlin. Many visitors that come to Berlin generally focus on the 20th century, forgetting or simply not realising the other half of this history rich city. We take a few steps back and start when Berlin was called the "swap land" and end just before the start of the 20th century, the rudest way of course.
What's included
Included
- Well rounded view of the local attractions
- Insider tips - Entertainment, cuisine, free museums & night life
- Local Guide
Not included
- Public Transport ticket
- Restroom break
What you'll see and do
Luther Monument
We will be talking Protestantism and Protestant Reformation and division of Germany.
15 minutes here · Admission not included
St. Mary's Church
1270 2nd oldest construction of Berlin/Dance of the Death and what the paintings are about!
10 minutes here · Admission not included
Rotes Rathaus
When this was all put together, its functions and how creative Germans can be when it comes to naming things
5 minutes here · Admission not included
Franziskaner Klosterkirche
1250 - oldest preserved / The Berlin High School at the Gray Monastery 1574 .Karl Friedrich Schinkel , Friedrich Ludwig Jahn and Otto von Bismarck
15 minutes here · Admission not included
Palais Podewil
Was erected by aristocrats of Berlin in 1704, was named after its most famous resident, when in 1732 Heinrich Graf von Podewils lived there, State Minister for Foreign Affairs in the Cabinet of the Soldier King and minister under Frederick the Great
20 minutes here · Admission not included
Parochialkirche
Built in 1695-1705 is the oldest Reformed Church of Berlin. Friedrich III (I). Has as well the oldest well preserved cemetery 1706. The roof was destroyed by an incendiary bomb, and DDR rebuild it, but never used as a church, just after unification and renovations.
15 minutes here · Admission not included
Memorial of the Berlin Wall
Started being Erected in 1250 and was used and improved until the 17th Century.
10 minutes here · Admission not included
Maerkisches Museum
We will be breaking down how this island started, original Berlin centre, and how through centuries it has changed.
15 minutes here · Admission not included
Bear cage and other German bizarre Zoos. The size of the Lion's d&%k fighting Hercules at the entrance.
10 minutes here · Admission not included
Historischer Hafen Berlin
Hanseatic league. Berlin' geographical location made possible to be a Hanseatic League member, but by far not a important one. The commerce just start improving when the Great Elector start the process of creating canals connecting the main rivers of the State, that Berlin's Status would improve.
15 minutes here · Admission not included
Humboldt Forum
We will be entering inside the old (really new) palace and go over all the money used for the beautiful cosmetic work that this building has gone through
10 minutes here
Museum Knoblauchhaus
Ephraim was the Jewlry maker of court of Friedrich the Great in the 1700s, and build his house at the location. He even had a silver refinary in the backyard. Two very important subjects: Friedrich the Great and the History of Berlin jews.
10 minutes here · Admission not included
St. Nicholas Church (Nikolaikirche)
This is where we wrap up and end our lovely "old" addition of Rude Bastard tour. Break down from 1200-1800's.
10 minutes here · Admission not included
Where it starts and ends
Meeting point
Berlin
We start at the Martin Luther statue, Karl-Liebknecht-Str. 8, 10178 Berlin (next to Marienkirche/St.-Marien-Kirche). Guide will have a mini yellow flag!
Hotel pickup
No pickup: everyone meets at the start point.
Ends at
Returns to the starting point
Before you book
- Cancellation
- For a full refund, cancel at least 24 hours before the scheduled departure time.
- Languages
- en
- Ticket
- Mobile Only
- Runs on
- Every day
- Group size
- Up to 7 travelers per booking
- Operated by
- Rude Bastards Tour Berlin
Know before you go
- Infants and small children can ride in a pram or stroller
- Service animals allowed
- Public transportation options are available nearby
- Suitable for all physical fitness levels
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What travelers are saying
Outty’s summary of the themes that recur across 8 traveler reviews. Written by us, not quoted from reviewers.
Knowledge and storytelling
6 mentionsReviewers describe the commentary as informative rather than scripted.
The guide
4 mentionsTravelers single out the guide as the reason the experience works.
Traveler reviews
8 verified traveler reviews for Rude Bastards tour of Berlin: No Walls - No Wars – No Nazis. Ratings and reviews provided by Viator and Tripadvisor.
Fantastic roam of the beginnings and growth of this great city
We met as stated at the designated spot, and the guide was there early. What followed was a great tour of the local neighborhood. Covering the many city halls, the many churches and how the city rose. What made this different was a welcome approach of showing there is more to Berlin’s history than the Nazi party. The day was sweltering hot and guide knew this and tried to find sheltered spots to deliver an informed and easy to follow history. My son is 14 and loved this, my wife has no interest in history and really enjoyed it. I love history but this was delivered as I prefer history to be delivered with humour and shooting off with adjacent tangents. All in all a fantastic tour and well worth the time. Also despite the age warning, it wasn’t obscene in the slightest a few casual swear words nothing more
via Tripadvisor
Edutainment Tour
Fantastic idea! It’s a very good way to match history and entraiteinment. Kai is a great and funny storyteller, and you feel comfortable to take part of this tour
Response from the operator: Kai is thrilled 😄 so happy you enjoyed the mix of history and entertainment it sounds like his stories made the medieval streets of Berlin come alive and that you felt right at home joining in all the fun
via Tripadvisor
Amazing Berlin tour
Simply an amazing experience! This medieval Berlin walking tour was one of the absolute highlights of our entire trip. The guide was incredibly knowledgeable, engaging, and full of contagious passion, bringing Berlin’s history to life in a clear, fascinating, and never boring way. We visited iconic landmarks as well as many lesser-known, non-touristy spots filled with incredible stories. Everything was enriched with anecdotes, fun facts, and explanations that truly help you understand the soul of the city — all sprinkled with jokes and lots of laughs. A truly one-of-a-kind tour!!! The pace was perfect, the group was very well managed, and the atmosphere was super friendly. It’s one of those tours that makes you want to keep learning more and see Berlin through completely new eyes. Highly recommended to everyone. Thank you from the bottom of our hearts — a 10/10 experience with honors! 🙌
Response from the operator: Kai is over the moon 😄 so thrilled you loved the medieval Berlin tour it sounds like every story, landmark, and hidden corner came alive with fun, laughs, and passion we’re so glad the pace, atmosphere, and jokes made it an unforgettable experience and can’t wait to welcome you back for more Berlin adventures
via Tripadvisor
5 starsssssssssss
Best expirience on my life f.ck
Response from the operator: Kai is totally hyped 😄 so glad this was one of the best experiences of your life the medieval Berlin stories and laughs clearly made a huge impression
via Tripadvisor
Amazing tour!
Fantastic Tour! We discovered the city from a different perspective, fun and unique at the same time. I will definitely join more of your tours in the future!
Response from the operator: Kai is thrilled 😄 so happy you loved seeing Berlin from a fresh, fun, and unique perspective we can’t wait to welcome you on more adventures in the future
via Tripadvisor
Good to know
- Duration
- 2.7 hours
- Free cancellation
- Up to 24h before
- Minimum age to book
- All ages
- Availability
- Bookable today
- Runs on
- Every day
- Hotel pickup
- No pickup, meet at start point
- Booked in 30 days
- 3
- Verdict
- Solid Choice
Why this scores 66
The Outty Ranking is a weighted composite. Here is how this experience performed on each component.
Rude Bastards tour of Berlin: No Walls - No Wars – No Nazis: questions travelers ask
Practical detail on this experience, plus the wider planning questions for Berlin.
How much does Rude Bastards tour of Berlin: No Walls - No Wars – No Nazis cost?
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Prices start at $35 per person. The final price depends on the date, the time slot and the number of travelers, and peak weekends in Berlin usually price higher than midweek mornings. Live pricing and remaining availability are confirmed on the booking screen before you pay.
How long does Rude Bastards tour of Berlin: No Walls - No Wars – No Nazis take?
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Plan for about 2.7 hours from start to finish, not counting travel to the meeting point. Most travelers leave another 30 minutes on either side so the rest of the day in Berlin is not rushed.
Is Rude Bastards tour of Berlin: No Walls - No Wars – No Nazis worth it?
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It holds an Outty Ranking of 66 out of 100, which we label "Solid Choice". That score blends traveler sentiment (4.9/5 across 8 reviews), the depth of that review evidence, recent booking momentum, value for money against comparable last minute in Berlin, and how flexible the cancellation terms are.
Can I cancel or reschedule Rude Bastards tour of Berlin: No Walls - No Wars – No Nazis?
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Yes. Cancel free up to 24 hours before the start time for a full refund. Inside that window the booking is non-refundable, and no-shows are not refunded.
Is Rude Bastards tour of Berlin: No Walls - No Wars – No Nazis suitable for kids and families?
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Yes, all ages are welcome. Families should still weigh the 2.7-hour running time, and strollers are easier on the earlier, quieter departures.
How far in advance should I book Rude Bastards tour of Berlin: No Walls - No Wars – No Nazis?
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Around 3 people booked this in the last 30 days, so popular slots go early. Two to three weeks ahead is comfortable in shoulder season, while summer weekends and holidays in Berlin can sell out a month out. Same-day spots do open up when other travelers cancel, so it is worth checking if you are already in town.
What should I bring or wear?
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Bring photo ID, your booking confirmation on your phone, a refillable water bottle and comfortable shoes. Dress for the weather in Berlin and add a light layer if any part of the 2.7-hour experience runs outdoors or after sunset.
Where does Rude Bastards tour of Berlin: No Walls - No Wars – No Nazis start and how do I get there?
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The exact meeting point and directions are on your voucher once you book, and they sit in central Berlin within reach of public transport. Arrive 15 minutes early: late arrivals are treated as no-shows by most operators.
What are the best things to do in Berlin?
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On Outty we rank every Berlin experience on the same 0 to 100 scale, and alongside this one the highest scorers right now include Berlin's Best: 2 Hour Walking Tour Third Reich and the Cold War, Communist East Berlin and Berlin Wall Small Group Walking Tour, Sachsenhausen concentration camp.. The city page groups everything into most popular, highest reviewed, last minute and family-friendly so you can build a day around what actually delivers.
When is the best time to visit Berlin?
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Booking patterns follow the same curve: prices and queues climb in peak weeks, while shoulder season gives you better availability on the top-ranked experiences and more room to change plans.
How many days do you need in Berlin?
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Three full days covers the headline sights without sprinting. A workable rhythm is one anchor experience each morning, such as this one, an unhurried afternoon in a single neighborhood, then a food or nightlife booking in the evening. Five days lets you add a day trip outside the city.
Do I book through Outty or through the operator?
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